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EXECUTIVE ARCADE SYSTEM // MARKET RATE EDITION

PAY
TO
PLAY

AN OVAL OFFICE ACCESS SIMULATOR

PUBLIC TRUST .......... 100%
ETHICS ................ ENABLED
LOBBYISTS ............. APPROACHING
PRICE OF ACCESS ....... MARKET RATE
PERSONAL INFLUENCE$0ACCESS STREAK ×1
PUBLIC TRUST
100%
INSTITUTIONAL INTEGRITY
100%
QUEUE0LEVEL 1
THE PEOPLE'S
HOUSE*
CAPITOL LAWN ✊ ✊ ✊
INFLUENCE ★★★

THE OFFICE IS OPEN

ASKING FOR

A FAVOR

BRINGING: MARKET FORCES

PATIENTLY WAITING
◉YOU
★

ROUTE THIS REQUEST TO THE RIGHT FAVOR DESK

KEYS 1–3 • HELPING CONSTITUENTS BUILDS TRUST • POWERFUL INSIDERS BUILD INFLUENCE

BREAKING: THE OVAL OFFICE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

HOW TO PLAY

One visitor is at your desk. Choose from three context-sensitive responses. Powerful insiders bring influence but damage public trust; constituents bring little influence but can keep the government working.

1–3 choose a response · the red timer means they are about to leave · every outcome pauses so you can see what happened.

ETHICS
HANDBOOK

1. Disclose conflicts after they become public.
2. Keep gifts below desk height when possible.
3. Call every arrangement “historic.”
4. If concerns persist, form a committee.

This handbook has not been reviewed by the Ethics Office, which is closed for renovations.

HALL OF
INFLUENCE

    LEVEL 10 COMPLETE

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY RUN THE GOVERNMENT.

    ACCORDING TO YOUR FINANCIAL ADVISOR.

    CONTINUE GRIFTING?